The Best Porn Review Ever

"I'm so interested that you don't get to pick how it starts, but like they make you I mean, I couldn't," he says. "Some of the porn comments are insane like this one is talking about how this guy got robbed and then at the end he's like great job guys Oh my god Like it's like those makeup reviews that are like I got in a car accident and cried a bunch but this mascara stayed on Goodbye"