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How to Cut Lines at Le Lanturn
Getting into Mothership headquarters is impossible on short notice, but they do hang out at Le Lanturn. You're more likely to be cornered by a Mothership employee and exposed if you pose as one. I will be by tomorrow with your equipment in exchange for what I expect to be a full report. Do you want to put the bead in your ass? Is that what you're saying? Have you ever had to shove one up your ass to use it? Where did you work before this? How long have you used magic items before? "I am 226 years old. I've never... Literally never seen any of that before"