Dude, I'm a Chick Man and I'd Be Fucking Vodacious

This is the earliest recorded buzz ball warm buzz ball consumed dude Not that is 100 not true You know that some college kid has rolled over At like 7 a.m And had to like go to work at quiz knows or where the fuck ever? He's for sure riding his bike to the jimmy johns that he Worked up or at least a bird's too many duis bro has one bird scooter that he's used his whole life But yeah, he keeps it in the garage He's stolen it and somehow rigged it to where he doesn't have to pay It's just his yeah, he spray painted it What would happen if you kept your bird scooter or whatever sc