The Taxonomy of Pantslessness

The swinging fryer is the only mascot to not wear a jersey, which could be another thing that makes him score solo. The Charmin Bears have no visible bits or holes of any kind and are surprising spokes creatures for toilet paper because they're like, look how clean. And so I just pay less attention to toilet paper in general. It's life-changing. We got a fancy bidet. Yeah. Tell her I stand in solidarity. Oh, fan. Your fanatic, your bloopers, your whatever the hell is going on in Cleveland. You know it when you see it. Okay. So he has shorts, one has a robe and 13 bare ass. Now he further