I'm the Robot in the Story, Right?

I'm not much of a riter but listen, if you were the man trapped in this store with this robot, and you were going to die waiting for a security that would never come, what would you do? Well, i guess you would have to prove to this robot that it was a robot. So how would you prove it? Im, oh, robot have an off switch? No, no. But they do have a plug, or a plug like a wall plug, right under their right armpit, no grubs. And if you press it, it will tell you the battery life remaining. Here's a funny idea lucy, why don't you feel