How to Lose a Man

A Miami housewife was married. Her husband got caught on a hot mic moment, basically like admitting to cheating on her. The mistress just starts like trolling the wife on Instagram. And it's like obviously you're not attracted to this man. He looks like a thumb. You saw this woman's life and then you wanted it. Don't get too much attention or our undergrad is going to steal him from you. No, literally. Like also he's just going to trade you in in another five years when your filler falls. Oh for sure. I truly believe that.