I've Texted You From the Beach

"I was walking down towards the beach, which I try to do every day because the nice negative charge on the beach and the ore going in the sand," he says. "And it occurred to me as I was watching them spray, those rat bastards are stealing a gift that the creator granted me." He continues: "So right there, and then I stopped. And I thank the creator for the divine spark of life for free will and for making me beneficiary of this creation"