Is That a Good Idea?

My dad travelled to russia in 19 91 as a prite. He was trying to figure out if certain nuclear waste laws and policies were in ok shape after the fall of the soviet union. If they wanted access to any information, then they had to bribe a government official or the local mob boss. So my dad makes a big show of reaching into his pocket and takes out a tiny swiss army knife. He unfolds it, sticks the tip into the table, always scowling fiercely. The mob boss bursts into laughter, orders them both drinks. Yes, in a meeting, and they were best bros. Oh, stay sexy, and let's all just avoid bringing