Discussion about James' girlfriend, pasties, and smuggling them into a match

Yuletide greetings to all! We’re back in national tredge territory for our first Christmas special of the year, as we welcome Dawn French to the Dream Restaurant.

Dawn French’s new book ‘The Twat Files’ is out now, published by Penguin. Buy it here.

Follow Dawn on Instagram @dawnrfrench and Twitter @Dawn_French

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