Mark Normand - Dine & Dash
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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I Was Fucking Fucked Up Broken in a Cab
I was in one of those square ones the square cabs that have the sliding doors. I'm about 425 pounds Oh my lord, this guy I was running it's bolted in you know in context He wasn't he wasn't breaking any records. But yeah, oh those things scorpion from Mortal Kombat Like the blackjack type. One of those will take your knees. Take a tooth out real quick Yeah, I did it right before the pandemic. Do you remember? "My card got the client where I was fucking up broke in a cab About a block away from my apartment in Queens"
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