How to Buy a Faster Car

"I never, I mean, my first car bought right slap bang in the middle of the year, my Euro 96 heyday. And it was absolutely awful. When I went to buy it, there was a bird dead in the engine." "You don't really have to do now, because all cars just work these days," he says. 'Back then getting a car was like having a child. Do you know what I mean?'