The Fucking Couch

"I'm just gonna go buy the couch right now. It's sitting there like it's gonna be fine," he says of his decision to get a new couch. "When I move into my apartment, you know cuz I can't just buy it if I had nowhere to take it so I was like okay." The store closes at 7pm on Friday night and by 650am Saturday morning they're open for business again but with a different delivery service this time. 'If we don't have our ass kicked tomorrow then somebody else is going to beat me up'