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That Monkey Is A Cop

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

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The Wife Is There, I'd Rather Be Dead Than Face This

He a friend knocked on the hotel door. It was not his wife, bu he assumed that it was his wife. And so he a rushed to the balcony and attempted to jump on to the terrace below. He just tried to jump one floor down imi it. But he missed it, fell five floors to his death on the patio near the swimming pool. The wife is but to walk into the room, and he saig, i'd rather be dead than face this. And he jumps and dies. She walks in and she's like, where's my husband? Ano? He just, he just fuck and killed himself. Whn jus like, oke good

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