God Is Calling Me Not to Date You

Evan Ben says his hell would be where he keeps reliving when a girl from his Christian college told him, quote, God is calling her to date me in the girl's dorm lobby while people watch for all of eternity. It could have been worse. She could have said God's calling me not to date you. So we need to break up. I was gonna say it's pretty much going grocery shopping. And yeah, I just put the top 40. That's not too bad. You know what I mean? Like that's pretty much like the top 40 is all Taylor Swift.