The Humble Hug

I saw a huge white iceberg like miles away. It was clearly an iceberg on the horizon. And it was so far away. I had to have been bigger than the ship. But even without the lens, you could see it. You don't want to look foolish in front of the captain? Is that what this is? Well, I wasn't going to storm onto the bridge and tell the captain. That's the best way to do it though, right? Yeah. Iceberg, starboard side, right? Then you give the captain a little wink, right? So he understands that you know all the nautical lingo, right? You're on the inside of that.