The St. Francis Thing

"My life ended me up in australia. And a i had a girl friend, and she only made me promise never to pick up a female hitchi." "I was so pessed and confused, why can'ti out of this thing? Ha, ha, ha," he says. 'Because i didn't see as this thing' A trip around the world is on offer for £2,000 - but you have to buy your ticket first.