My Therapist Believes in Vampires — Should I Stay?

If we're a little bit off this week, it's not because our therapist is a vampire or that our favorite Krispy Kreme donut was retired. It's because of a big round orb in the sky that's slightly closer than usual . . . and also because our cat pissed on all our capes.

Suggested talking points: Derrick Saving Time, Too Much Dad Gusto, Mez Me Bro, 16 Permanent Doughboys

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