When Your Mama Thinks You're Dying, She Becomes Your Best Friend

When your maam thinks you're dying, she becomes your best friend. As soon as i came home in the hospital, she had a spare bedroom that was made s like a joy utopia. She also became like my social calendar coordinator. And i actually felt like very important cause all of a sudden, like people cared about me. I'm really nervous about this whole beddrest situation because it meant id have to spend time with my mama 24 seven. So i just was afraidt her was going to be a lot of lecturing. It turns out they shoved the catat in my penus - which honestly, would be a more effective way to do house arrest.