I Don't Even Give Money, My Neeps

I know one kid who could actually use the help, two people aside from Thor and Missy, Athens doesn't need your money. What he needs is a job in chemical engineering. He's just trying to get his degree in accounting. But otherwise, if you want to help me out, just buy stuff through that Amazon link and I'll be happy. Bless us, O' Great Corona Chan and reward us. And may thine blessing come in the form of lower asset prices, less boomers, less traffic, cheap gas and near free airline flights Wuhan Wuhan. Amen.