Philly, Where's the Good Part?

Philly is breaking records right now. Murder rates are 33% up from last year. There was a six person shootout near my old house on 37th and Mellon. When I started comedy and Philly, my opening joke used to be Philly. Where's the good part? And we give this huge fucking laugh. It sounds like a fish town. Fish town used to be a disaster. Now it's like there's coffee shops and all this stuff.