The Fuckin Trap Door

It's as dumb as back in the day when they had a smoking section on an airplane. You're in a fuking tube. How many god damn people could you fuck and kill on a plane? And you know, somehow the guy is going to be able to climb down into the gage area. It's going to pull up some carpet, and there'll be a trap door there. Can somebody please tell me where that fuckin trap door is? I must have flown on nine thousand planes in my life. It doesn't exist. It's a separate compartment. Even if it isn't, i'm sure theyve welded it shut. Right? They always show that movies