The Year of the Boobs

This is the year where Alexander Alexander is reallocating their fucks and I'm going to just postulate. It's not my place to say you're also looking to get in the business of reallocating all the boobs. Some people will have more and some will have fewer. Obama care would have been awesome for boobs. Oh, what if you got a nipple ring that was also like,I don't know, credit card or something? Please enter your pen. Could you please put your shirt back on? I need these groceries for my work. It's nipple pay. He just can't do it.