How to Stop Masturbating a Zebra

"I've always been quite obsessed with having sex with the nakapi," he says. "From behind, it's got a very nice, it looks like a sort of... You've always been obsessed." He reveals his plans to paint his own bottom black and white in an attempt to get a Zebra to have sex with him. 'They hope we'll have a new hybrid creature that they can put in'