How to Be a Successful Comedian

I think that a lot of these guys would say look there's no way I'm gonna get laid if I don't resort to these tricks. The only chance I have of finding love in this world is to trick some woman to spending enough time with me and maybe she'll fall right the person who says all that what you would say is here's what you work on first my sweet friendright exactly you work on your fucking self image. You're a human being on planet earth and you deserve love like anybody else you don't have to and also PS well you deserve it but it's hard to get it when you're a you know over a way guy working at Burger King.