Intro | 3min snip from 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Speaker 1
My new special, Lucky, is streaming right now on Netflix. Check it out.
Speaker 2
The Two Bears 5K is less than a month away. You need to register right now at twobears5k.com. And listen, every level of fitness is welcome. We have people who are basically professional runners that go, and then us. We
Speaker 1
have every level of celebrity, too. Yeah, yeah. We've got the Bucks showing up. We've got the Bucks cheerleaders. We've got Jelly Roll. Travis Barker is going to come out. I think Travis Barker is going to come out. I think Jason Kelsey is going to come out.
Speaker 2
It's going to be a blast and we party on the field on the 50 yard line. We got music there. We got cold plunges. We got great food. We got a bunch of Porosos. It is a party. The last time was amazing. This time it's going to be a whole other level. 2Bears5k.com. Register now.
Speaker 1
100%. And
Speaker 2
we are back and we're together and you're out of the hospital and you're here. I feel good. You look good. It's been rough. You have a star on your face.
Speaker 1
I have a star on my face because I have a pimple and this draws out the – I think it's ingrown hair. Is it designed for that, or is it just – No. Well, you can get ones that are circles, but then you look kind of weird. But is it for
Speaker 2
that? Yeah.
Speaker 1
Oh, it's for that. It draws out the pimple. Okay. And so I'd rather have a star on my face and let everyone see it than put like a – I was going to put a Band-Aid over it. Yeah. But it's crazy. Everyone's like, what happened here? Dude, this pim pimple has two heads on it. Two heads? It's two heads. It looks like Marky Mark's nipples. You ever know he had a third nipple? No. Yeah, Mark Wahlberg has a third nipple. I didn't know that. By the way, so does one of the guys in WWE has a third nipple. I saw that, too. How long has that been a two-headed dildo on your face? I woke up. I got this. If you go back like a month ago, it was there, but it never got ahead. And then it went away, but I could always feel a lump, and then it started coming back. It's a hair. It's a hair in there, so I gotta get Dr. Pimple Popper on it. Yeah, Mark Wahlberg has a third nipple. Really? Yeah, do you ever see those girls with two vaginas? Type in girl with two vaginas. And what's the draw with, I mean, no shade given to Bonnie, the woman that's fucking everyone. Bonnie Blue? Bonnie Blue, no shade. But like, that's crazy that that's like a big thing that people are trying to outdo each other. It's like when comics were seeing who could go longest on stage. Yeah. It's like wild. And I think she said they each get like, they each get like 45 seconds. Oh, 45. I
Speaker 2
thought they'd get like a ear i
Speaker 1
fucked bonnie blue and all i got was his hat yeah um she was born with two vaginas who this other person yeah there's i've been hearing a lot about vaginas
Speaker 2
she's got only fans that's cool that's what you should do if you have two pussies you should show them yeah i'd have two
Speaker 1
only fans one for one pussy and one for the other you think you could fuck that?

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