The Chupacabra Is Popular Because of the Joint Energy

Sting talks about one time when he was in Mexico and he got really high, I think, on shrooms or something. The Chupacabra has like gray alien with a joint energy. It's fun to say it rolls off the tongue but you know what I mean? But the joint is his slurper. The filters, the blood through. The joint is his slursper. He thought he felt rain, but they sacrificed the goat over him. His whole blood was streaming down. Only Sting could be the dude who said that.