I Can't Date a Gay Man

i was at a gay party. The fact that i can't date a gay man is a tragedy. I'm hearing a lot of things here, a lot of confusion that poops come out and theyare babies. And also that standing next to pregnant women will somehow allow you to get married and pregnant. There was so many mesh and netted clothing pieces, like, i was like, wild. This is really amazing. Like just a bunch of neon shirts that look like fish nets. What is that called?