The Threat of Global Warming

Al Gore is a globe lover and earth sympathizer. He's the worst kind of planet pleaser. I for one Andy will not give in to these planets ludicrous demands. No pollution, no greenhouse gases. This planet is un-American Andy. It hates my recently acquired freedoms. And it's already started. I saw a guy the other day in London beating up a lake shouting why do you hate the west so much you ecological piece of crap. Other explanations here have been that some of the smaller fires could have been arson. But even if there was no individual arsonist involved it is still arson. Global warming is the earth setting fire to itself. The earth is both the victim and