Is It Hot or Cold?

I feel like we nailed it early on when people started calling things hot or cold. That's all you need to know. I don't need anything numb beyond that. It snowed like once when I was a kid. They shut the schools because the pipes might freeze and there's like a quarter of an inch literally of snow, but we're just so badly equipped to deal with it. So if there's any ice or snow at all, like just thousands die. Me and my brother almost slid into the river and died at the foot of John Cena's future mansion site. The importance of education, my French. We'll call it something else.