HS2: A Man With an Unquenchable Dream

If HS2 does get finished, it should lean into its delays and make that part of its brand. I want to make travel from Birmingham to London faster, but only marginally. A new cucumbers would be the downfall of this railway. Introducing an old mop with some googly eyes on it, as Boris Johnson. And Andy Serkis as The Trains. Presented in full 3D, booked now to ensure disappointment.