Tony Law looks at a website called All Experts.com to find out what an expert would think about this question of who would win between a bear and a shark. He says, "I wish there was an exciting way for that to finish, but basically the shark takes about eight hours to bleed to death" So he's going to have to just do little nips, little bites in the in the shark's ass. And you're probably thinking, look, this is a totally ridiculous, stupid episode. But as I said before, I'm just going to carry on anyway. Because I've started, so I'll finish.