The Highest Soprano Singer in the Church Choir Sung All About the Christmas Masquerade

The wise woman had always been quite deaf and people had been obliged to scream as loud as they could in order to make her hear. But lately she had grown much deafer and when the aldermen attempted to lay the case before she could not hear a word. She was so very deaf that she could not distinguish a tone below G sharp the aldermen screamed till they were quite red in the faces but all to no purpose none of them could get up to G sharp at all. The highest soprano singer set out for the wise woman's in the mayor's coach and the alder men marched behind swinging their gold-headed canes. They decided to send the highest