Dilbert: Never ever ask the cartoonist what his creation would do if he were real. It's the only question I hate. If you wanted to own some gold, wouldn't be a bad time to do it. But again, as just a part of your portfolio. Why can't I see the archive on Dilbert? Only because I haven't yet found a home for it. So all the Dilbert comics used to be on Dilbert.com but I'll work it out, I'm just kind of busy.