Bastard and Bubble Jugs

One of my co workers recently invited me to celebrate her impending marriage with a day at the spa. This would be fine, except that this particular spot requires all patrons to be completely negate at all times. Notis so fugge joyce. Other i se all these bobies walk around like lunch. Get them bubble jugs out. Mummy, are you my mammy? By the way, i meant to ask, i ogod, i'm so scared. All the lights are so bright. Other people how noises, loud noises. My mummy went around a corner and she stopped existing. O yo. Butambastards in buble asod what dou as tink? Time