What Is This? A Text-Averic Cartoon?

In every conversation, you're in the party before you find a way to work it around to the fact that you don't think vomiting exists. What they do know is you've eaten a bunch of handkerchiefs earlier. You just start pulling them out and then say, ta-da. Or you throw up an engagement ring and then immediately get down on one knee to do ever your next year. Just whoever. Whoever is closest.