The Nightvale Schools Will Be Shut Down Because Nothing Really Matters

The nightvale school district announced that schools will be closed all of next week because nothing really matters, and is anything even real? They sighted the ever widening night sky as the impetus for this decision. How can we place any importance on something so insignificant as math or spelling or history, when the void has already swallowed our tiny existence? We are ants crushed daily by the indifferent feet of the universe, and it's just no good any more. The treasurer of the nightveil said, school is a meaningful part of a child's life, and to usshut it down because you're scared of your own insignificance is ridiculous.