I Don't Know What to Say, Ok?

As the most Manaise tinged, blissfully naive, thoroughly midwestern white boy on earth, i guess i never thought about the precariety of wandering through a foreign country alone. I had no way of getting away from that beach except by foot, no service and no defence. As i stared, unable to move, he turned around, unbuckled his pants and dropped trou exposing a decidedly middle aged, scrawny, fully nede ass. Now, being notably homosexual myself, i should have been able to pick up on the vives here and figured out that this man was trying to get his life or that this was a cruising beach. It might be a fun phrase