The Lateness of Alex Jones' Shows

The April 14th episode started like no other that I think I've ever heard. You could not call into work late if you're a live show. This this was pretty funny. Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant. Someone someone sodomites sent me a bucket of poop. Daddy shark. Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black action. He's a loser, little little titty baby. I don't want to hate black people. I renounce Jesus Christ. Thank you all.