Introduction

The genesis of this might have come after the revolution in Ukraine where that quasi-dictator, Yoonukovich, got kicked out. And so there's just like 20 seconds of this dictator trying to break a pen and failing. They're all such like weird, sad people when you really get right down to them. One of our most popular articles at Cracked was you reading every single edition of the ISIS magazine that was almost like a 17 for ISIS kids. It's always like these monsters and their monstrous regimes are always like there's this beautiful layer of the absurd if you can get past the nightmarish human suffering.