How to Write and Publish Your Own Book

I asked the universe for a best selling book title. It came to me in the shower, and i self published it as a new book for ten dollars. And then get rich like bitch came the year after. And then chopin came, um, many years later, like only a couple of years ago. So what can you learn from those early books from me is, i learnt something and i wanted to share it. I'm going to tell you how much money i got for chil printer,. by the lot. But so you can see, like even before i've published, i have written a ton of books, but i still have that impulse to injure.