Do You Have a Driver's License?

Ask for a driver's license to prove you love her. If no license is forthcoming, or if she's too young, whisper a sweet good bye and then run like hell. No calls, no letters, do nothing. Do you know what cops call love letters and messages left on answering machines to minor girls? Evidence! Obviously, you should know who you're having sex with. You've got to get the idea before the coidal avalanche. And the earlier the better.