Santa's Grotto

I expected a quaint little winter wonderland type thing with a few other families milling around but the place was barely even decorated and looked completely deserted it was little more than porta cabin with a few caravans parked around it like I'm not messing. The bloke had pretty much just thrown together a collection of red clothes and then whacked on a cheap santa hat to round the look off. His clothes were absolutely filthy covered in grease stains with a collection of what appeared to be a cigarette burns in the pants he walked towards the kids and asked him if they were excited to see him. They gave each other this cartoonish look as if to say who's this guy and the