Sex Is Great, the Way It Is

Sex is great, the way it is and anything in between is just going to destroy our society as a whole. But how did you even come to this idea? Why sheep's intestines? There must have been other options. A tree sap. You could have had like burlap, linen. And so I began an experiment which led me to this obvious conclusion. This cannot be allowed to exist. It's like having sex with someone else's penis. We've all had sex with a bag of beans. Oh, man. Do I get points for that? How many times did you go from like logs into your turn?I mean, look, you never change again for being bold