How to Be an Admiral

Admiral Craven was asked, how does one become an Admiral? He gave a gracious answer that seemed almost like he was talking to a four-year-old. "I have drawers of flashlights because we test and assess different lights," the admirals says. Do you collect knives or other EDC items such as RFID wallets for tracking your belongings? Is there anything specific where you go on Amazon and buy one knife then see another cool one?