The Parseed Man Makes Dreadful Mistakes

The rhinoceros upset the oil stove with his nose, and the cake rolled on the sand. The parseed left that cake and climbed to the top of a palm tree with nothing on but his hat. Five weeks later there was a heatwave in the red sea, and everybody took off all the clothes they had. He waddled straight into the water and blew bubbles through his nose, leaving his skin on the beach. And he said nothing whatever about the parsies came, because he had eaten it all, and he never had any manners, done, since, or henceforth.