Do You Drink Coffee on Airplanes

Do you drink coffee on airplanes is an excellent question. It communicates something about the asker, but because it does think powerful and immediate in the brain of the person you ask it to. Some recipients are thrown immediately into a state of panic. Others answer with the confidence of a person acing a test. Of course, I don't drink airline coffee. We also reached out to major airlines to ask them directly about their water quality. None responded, except for United, which directed our question to a trade association.