The Devil's Son, You Know?

Don't even think that the devil could afford Bay Area property prices. So he's gotten, you know, pushed out into Kansas in the Midwest. And it turns out that the rumors of big, bigfoot sightings around there were deliberately planted because people were growing weed in the woods and they wanted people to stay away. I'm sorry that that people would stay away from Bigfoot. Well, they were high at the time. That's much less amusing. They just flung for around there. Like it was Bigfoot that murdered these drug dealers. You don't come to think of it. We'll see some of the sites on our behalf in case we never make it out there ourselves.