The Importance of Masks in Urban Life

"If I have that gene where you get cancer from inhaling asbestos, then I'm going to get it because I didn't," he says. "I passed a dog park on the way here where all of the people take their like massive dogs and live in studio apartments just to feel like a dog for 10 minutes a day." The phrase N95 is permanently out of his vocabulary after being yelled at by bar patrons who thought he was wearing a commie diaper.