Donkey Stats: A Problem on Farms

A donkey could solve this puzzle. The only reason they can't use an iPhone is because they're hooves. It's the only reason and if you put it on speaker phone a donkey can order a pizza. You need to go door to door to different farms and be like are the donkeys behaving or they ordering pizzas. Don't worry about AI. What you need to be worried about is doggies with dogs. A little less worried about AI and a little more worried about he-hall. This is our I don't know what kind of political views these guys have but I don't trust them. Okay so we clearly want to sentence the DM and I think that we need