I Don't Need a Muffin, You Know?

I just don't like how big they are. Like, I'd rather a cupcake. A chocolate chip muffin should just be a cookie. It's not even a dry... Oh, no, it's quite dry. Mum does a really good muffin. And when they... You know, if you get a muffin, fresh out the oven with a bit of butter, it's time. But I only need one about once a year, you know? I don't need it in my life all the time. What would you get at the cafe, B? Well, I'm always going to get bacon and eggs. If I'm getting food at a cafe, it